Post by Tommy Tyrant on Apr 27, 2009 0:15:05 GMT -5
"Pills, pills, PILLS!.... Fuck outta here with pills...."
It was amazing how much space I had put between me and the two on the roof. What a way to leave though! Hehehe
"How far does this street go on for? Why is no one home!? They do it just to ruin my fun time! People these day's have no respect for kings of far east Asia..."
Waddeling to a house picked at random, in an ecstasy of the amount of glee I had given myself from the 'ninja escape' checking to see if these people even lock their doors whenever they play the oh so fun game 'Run from the Clown!'
Alas! They do! These tricky bastards... Heading off to a window looking in on their living room and, not wanting to degrade the holy hatchet at my back with having to be used for break and enter, I took several long strides backwards took a runner's stance, slapped myself around and sprinted full speed at the window. Full blown clown dive through, with the main object breaking the glass being the head, broken glass everywhere and blood flowing freely from my face and onto there pearl white carpet.
"Now let's see if these hicks have anything worth the effort.."
Searching every room, every drawer, nook and cranny all that seemed worth taking was a barbecue lighter. I'm not stupid or retarded so don't start that shit, it's just these houses? Coming to think of it all the houses passing on the way all looked thesame, not the same IDENTICAL?! There was just the basics in every house to make it look like a just a house?!
The lighter suprsingly working? Was found in the fourth drawer down in the kitchen the only item in the houses entirety.
"Why the lighter? It aint nuthin' special?"
Ah well.. I make my way to their living room with my blood staing the whole of their floor.
"Hmm... It actually goes pretty well with the wallpaper... Hehehehe"
Taking position on the couch, taking a handfull of pills from my crusty, filth outlined pockets and stuffing them down into my gullet and reacing for the second to last blunt left i lit up and 'watched T.V'.....
It was amazing how much space I had put between me and the two on the roof. What a way to leave though! Hehehe
"How far does this street go on for? Why is no one home!? They do it just to ruin my fun time! People these day's have no respect for kings of far east Asia..."
Waddeling to a house picked at random, in an ecstasy of the amount of glee I had given myself from the 'ninja escape' checking to see if these people even lock their doors whenever they play the oh so fun game 'Run from the Clown!'
Alas! They do! These tricky bastards... Heading off to a window looking in on their living room and, not wanting to degrade the holy hatchet at my back with having to be used for break and enter, I took several long strides backwards took a runner's stance, slapped myself around and sprinted full speed at the window. Full blown clown dive through, with the main object breaking the glass being the head, broken glass everywhere and blood flowing freely from my face and onto there pearl white carpet.
"Now let's see if these hicks have anything worth the effort.."
Searching every room, every drawer, nook and cranny all that seemed worth taking was a barbecue lighter. I'm not stupid or retarded so don't start that shit, it's just these houses? Coming to think of it all the houses passing on the way all looked thesame, not the same IDENTICAL?! There was just the basics in every house to make it look like a just a house?!
The lighter suprsingly working? Was found in the fourth drawer down in the kitchen the only item in the houses entirety.
"Why the lighter? It aint nuthin' special?"
Ah well.. I make my way to their living room with my blood staing the whole of their floor.
"Hmm... It actually goes pretty well with the wallpaper... Hehehehe"
Taking position on the couch, taking a handfull of pills from my crusty, filth outlined pockets and stuffing them down into my gullet and reacing for the second to last blunt left i lit up and 'watched T.V'.....