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Post by cyansky on Aug 21, 2009 22:19:29 GMT -5
Kiel strode into the bar, humming merrily to itself. Syl was resting on the roof of Klaire's house now, recovering its energy from its last adventure. Well, not really, as Kiel was currently draining it, but anyways. Now was not just the time to enjoy itself with the ludicrous amounts of spare time it had at its disposal, but anyways... Now was the time to savour what humans were so fond of - alcohol. Kiel only drank occasionally, so it was no alcoholic, but tended to gravitate toward sweetened alcoholic drinks... because of its sweet tooth obviously.
With effortless grace, Kiel sat down near the counter, eyeing the bartender with a huge grin on its face.
"Any sweet drink will do," it said casually, "the sweeter the better."
The bartender gave Kiel a curt nod as he went to fetch the drink. In the meantime, Kiel looked around at the bar, taking in how old it seemed, and that there were no other customers in the bar. Looks like Kiel was all to itself. While it didn't really mind (temporary) loneliness, a part of it hoped that someone would show up and brighten things up a bit.
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 21, 2009 22:23:32 GMT -5
KN walked in the bar, his ponytail down and hit hat blown away by the wind making his hair flow majestically. He spotted a cute thing in the bar and his eyes started to sparkle. He hopped right away beside Kiel. Damn, at this point he wished he had a vagina.
"Hiya there!"
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Post by cyansky on Aug 21, 2009 22:36:42 GMT -5
What luck! (And finally!) Some fresh meat entertainment! Kiel turned towards to the newcomer, putting on its friendliest smile.
"Hey there," it said.
Kiel surveyed the new arrival, looking at him from top to bottom. Black hair with purple highlights, a trench coat with flashy clothing underneath and mismatched eyes. An exotic appearance indeed! Kiel liked exotic. It was more... fascinating. This man, Kiel knew, was quite pretty by human standards, and it was a little flattered that he had taken an interest in it. Then again, this wasn't the first time it had happened.
This was going to be fun. That was one thing that Kiel was sure of. This man had magic in him for sure, but as long as he wasn't went on blasting Kiel, he was fine. But if he ever laid a hand on Syl... Kiel cut off that thought before it could affect its body language and facial expression.
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 22, 2009 4:55:21 GMT -5
"So what are you having there?" KN said, swiping his hair off his face.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 22, 2009 7:38:39 GMT -5
Kiel chuckled, as its gaze turned back to the bartender.
"Something sweet of course!" it said happily, "I'm hoping that he gives me... hmm... Sex on the Beach sounds good. What about you?"
Mentally, Kiel chuckled at the irony. A genderless being taking a drink called Sex on the Beach. Ha. The thought of Syl reacting to that was hilarious to it. It would be probably one of the greatest puzzles going on in Syl's mind - which was why Kiel preferred to drink away from its sibling. No use bogging it down with too many mysteries to solve. Like how Kiel could have Sex on the Beach without anything between its legs. Pun intended.
Life was amusing. Alcohol was good. And Kiel had some fresh meat entertainment to boot!
This is probably going to be one of its better days.
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 22, 2009 8:05:35 GMT -5
KN batted his eyebrows at Kiel, he was so charming with his jokes, he thought. Damn, he wanted Kiel. He turned around, his eyes closed as he ordered. The only man he wanted in his mind was the one beside him.
"Give me a blow job?" He said.
The bartender cocked an eyebrow, "pardon?"
KN opened his eyes at the sound of his voice, it was Daemon. "Oh' sexy, you heard me! Give me a blow job now!"
Daemon looked at him hesitant and was starting to become ashen. "How much are you willing to pay?" he managed to utter.
"Duh! You should know its on the menu."
Daemon smiled, relived. What was he thinking, he knew that this guy was a gay bimbo but he seemed to be after Kiel for now.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 22, 2009 8:16:26 GMT -5
Kiel, upon hearing that exchange, then threw its head back, laughing uncontrollably. This guy... he was funny. Kiel liked him already. If there was one quality that Kiel liked a lot, it was a sense of humour, second only to trustworthiness, respect and reliability. And this man had one - a sense of humour.
"My, your sense of humour is impeccable," said Kiel to the new guy, winking at him, "I like it."
It turned back to the bartender, who it had now realized was Daemon. Silly me for not picking up up on that earlier, thought Kiel, but no matter. At least he supports Syl, so he's fine, for most part.
"No offense, Daemon," said Kiel, grinning amiably, "but that just made my day. Thanks."
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 22, 2009 8:22:25 GMT -5
Daemon rolled his eyes as he made the drink. Not bothering to turn back to face KN. He was a gay pimp after all. But KN didn't seem to mind Daemon, he was flattered with Kiel's comment.
"Thank you, cutie. Tell me some jokes?"
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Post by cyansky on Aug 22, 2009 8:33:28 GMT -5
Kiel chuckled. Its hypthesis was confirmed. This new guy had a crush on it... or at least found it attractive. Ha. Wait 'till he found out that Kiel didn't have a penis or testicles, although it sometimes pretended that it did, when it had to travel through patriarcal societies.
"Ah," said Kiel, giving him a charming smile, "but before I do, what sort of jokes do you fancy? Knock Knock jokes? Why did the chicken cross the road jokes? Puns? Pranks? Or jokes of the more... steamy kind? Or a combination?"
Already, now that it had a taste of what KN had to offer, some jokes were already starting to come to Kiel's mind. It would have to buy some time to come up with something good though. But with its skill at conversation, that shouldn't be too difficult.
This was going to be fun. Kiel loved having fun.
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 22, 2009 8:37:12 GMT -5
"Anything you want, cutie," KN said having a sip of his drink. Not knowing Daemon poisoned it. Damn, he hated gay rapists.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 22, 2009 9:47:35 GMT -5
Kiel grinned and winked at him again.
"I suppose I'll humour you," said Kiel, "Once upon a time. There was a teacher who taught a class of teenagers. One day, during her class on good nutrition, she mentioned that 'you are what you eat.'
"One of the students then raised his hand. The teacher called on him. 'if you are what you eat,' he said 'then I'm a vegetable.' The teacher then groaned and put a hand to her forehead.
"'No wonder you're failing this class," she said.'
Kiel grinned and looked at Daemon, waiting impatiently for its drink. That was one of its favourite jokes. Not only was it amusing, but there was a great deal of irony in it. Kiel liked irony, and it hoped that this man liked it too.
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 22, 2009 9:53:02 GMT -5
KN laughed while Daemon served Kiel's drink.
"Put something to punch it up," he said as he started to leave. Its going to get flirty.
"Bye!" KN shouted as he stared dreamy eyes at Kiel.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 22, 2009 10:02:19 GMT -5
Kiel chuckled.
"Glad you like it," it said happily.
It nodded at Daemon as he served Kiel its drink. It then noticed as Daemon started to leave the bar.
Well, that was good. At least he wouldn't have to witness their flirting. Kiel did have boyfriends and girlfriends with humans and human-like races in the past, for various reasons. That was how it knew how to flirt and to manage people that had a crush on it. This was going to be fun. Kiel could sense that.
"Well, bye Daemon!" said Kiel, "Thanks for the drink!"
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Post by wingedwarrior on Aug 23, 2009 0:39:54 GMT -5
"So what are you into?" KN asked, gulping his drink down, not knowing the effects would start soon.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 23, 2009 7:04:47 GMT -5
"Oh, too many to count," said Kiel casually, sipping its drink. "good conversation, sitting out and relaxing in the middle of nature, some sports and games which will probably take too long to describe, good old-fashioned chess, reading human fiction, especially of the scienfiction, supernatural and fantasy varieties..."
Kiel went on and on, counting its many hobbies on its fingers. When it had named about half of them, it finally decided to end its little monologue.
"Swimming, exploring places, music (although I don't play any instruments)... Well, I have a lot of hobbies and stuff that I'm into," it said, smiling, "and saying that I have a lot is an understatement. What about you?"
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