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Post by citizenmike on Aug 5, 2009 12:33:04 GMT -5
"Oh, fun, fun, fun... I knew that this was in the contract, but I never imagined that I'd be stuck with someone like you."
Zarikatesh raised an eyebrow and shot Soraszen as she asked, "What does that mean?".
Zraikatesh turned her head down at the grave and listened to Sora and shot back, "Hey, there's a reason why I'm constantly badgering you to cheer up!".
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Post by cyansky on Aug 5, 2009 13:01:50 GMT -5
"Well, yes," said Soraszen, still in its usual grouchy tone. "So you can draw me into Happyland with you which is home to all things pink and fluffly and cute and relating to the Care Bears. Yay for delusional thinking huh?"
It sighed and ran a few of its fingers down its long black hair. "I deal with facts and reality, not some hippy way of thinking," continued Sora, "bah, stupid contract loopholes. Shoud've known..."
To vent out its frustrations it kicked even more dirt into the grave, looking as grumpy and bad-tempered as ever.
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 5, 2009 13:05:41 GMT -5
Zari's eyes widened as she asked, "Should've know what?!".
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Post by cyansky on Aug 5, 2009 13:33:50 GMT -5
Soraszen looked at Zari, still with the same expression. A part of it disliked her, another part of it had an odd fondness for her, which Soraszen made sure to keep hidden. If Zari were to find out about that, then she'd claim victory in this battle of wills.
Battle of wills, thought Sora with a chuckle. Our relationship, in a way - Zari trying again and again to cheer me up, and me doing my best to resist her repeated attempts.
"I had no idea that you're listening skills were so poor Zari," grumbled Sora, "I had no idea that I'd have to deal with someone like you for all eternity, constantly badgering me to cheer up. I've been through hell and back, damn it! Do you honestly think that that encourages optimism?! Over and over again, even when all I'd like is some peace and quiet."
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 5, 2009 23:53:07 GMT -5
"You want some peace and quiet?", Zarikatesh growled at Sorazen. "I'll give you friggin' peace and quiet!". And with those words, Zorazen jumped into the grave pit, threw out the corpse laying there, and laid down with her arms crossed.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 6, 2009 0:55:00 GMT -5
Soraszen grinned as it threw in the bodies back with Zari and commanded the mindless to shovel faster. It crossed its armly, smiling smugly.
"Why, thank you, Zari," it said, grinning, "if you'll stay down there, I can get down to watching some awesome explosions on the Discovery Channel! And those cartoons that I haven't finished watching."
It looked at the mindless, who were still busy shoveling. So... slow...
Soraszen grabbed one of them by the collar and brought him close.
"Kenneth Ross, you better get shoveling," said Soraszen sternly. "Fast. Otherwise, bad things will happen."
The mindless nodded absentmindedly and he and his comrades began to shovel faster. Soraszen smiled, grabbed its lantern and headed for another grave at the other side of the cemetary, where it expected to see the grave of an aspiring singer, Zack Allison. Poor guy, thought Sora. Died in his twenties, and before his big break.
Soraszen set its lantern on the grave and stood before it, gazing solemnly at the inscription, but not paying much attention to it. It was sad to see such talent go down the drain. Especially since Soraszen would never get the chance to add his future CDs to its collection. Very sad.
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 6, 2009 1:01:40 GMT -5
Zarikatesh opened her eyes as Sorazen threw in the bodies she had threw out.
"What the hell are you doing?", Zari shouted as dirt began to cover her. "So that's it, huh? Centuries of friendship and partnership all being buried away because you want to watch some tv?!".
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Post by cyansky on Aug 6, 2009 1:17:12 GMT -5
"Oh, don't be a baby, Zari!" retorted Sorazen, "Both of us know that that won't kill you, or terminate our wonderful, happy partnership/friendship, so why don't you just eat those words hmm? I don't need you badgering me meaninglessly you know, and this is supposed to be a SAD occasion! We're supposed to be grieving here!"
It chuckled, turning back in the direction of the grave Zari was buried in. In truth, it didn't bury her to terminate their 'friendship/partnership,' more to shut her up and leave it in peace. And quiet. And to mourn for the dead humans that have or could have added to Soraszen's already massive collection of CDs, DVDs, online recordings, music videos, cassettes and tapes.
"But hey, how is it my fault that you fail to grasp the beauty and meaning behind human propaganda, ads full of gibberish, scientific nonsense and cartoons stuffed chock full of stupidities? Oh, and explosions. You can never go wrong with explosions!"
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 6, 2009 1:30:12 GMT -5
Zarikatesh pushed some of the bodies and dirt away as she popped her head out and said, "I am grieving! I'm grieving what I believed were the things we meant to each other!.. And for you're information, I happen to enjoy that mindless human garbage as much as you do... Maybe even more... But have you ever asked if I liked them? No! And to think, I've dreamed about having sleep overs with you!".
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Post by cyansky on Aug 6, 2009 11:13:32 GMT -5
Soraszen laughed, although it was nothing pleasant, an eerie, bone-chilling sound that reverbrated throughout the graveyard.
It walked back up to Zari and bent down over her.
"Don't be stupid Zari," said Sora, grinning devilishly, "I'd never let this beautiful relationship go up in flames, but it's not my fault that you repeatedly misinterpret everything I say hmm? As for the sleepover, I'll think about it. I still have a coupled of seasons of Star Trek to watch."
It paused for a moment.
"Or... do you like Star Trek, Zari?" asked Sora, chuckling. "Maybe we can watch it together hmm?"
It guessed that Zari knew what it was thinking. It would usually only put up with Zari watching television with it if she was gagged to save itself from her comments on the show and her redundant attempts to cheer it up.
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 6, 2009 11:49:57 GMT -5
"I like Star Trek.", Zarikatesh replied, with a sympathetic whimper. "Promise we can have a slumber party and watch it and maybe watch Pretty Woman while we're at it?".
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Post by cyansky on Aug 6, 2009 12:10:30 GMT -5
Soraszen stared at Zari in bewilderment. After all it had done, she still came back for more... Most demons in hell would have beaten it to a pulp for doing that. Zari... that pathietic look on her face. Soraszen didn't get it.
"For..."
It glared down at her, taking out various peces of cloth, which it it liked to use to gag Zari.
"Only if you let me gag you," said Soraszen icily, "or if you promise to keep quiet and STICK to it."
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 6, 2009 12:13:47 GMT -5
"Ok.", Zarikatesh replied as she popped her head out of the corpse-ridden dirt.
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Post by cyansky on Aug 6, 2009 13:12:44 GMT -5
Soraszen raised an eyebrow, its black hair blowing in the wind.
"That's it? No arguing?"
Zari was being quite... easy... now. No disagreeing? Hmm, thought Sora, well I'll be damned. It'll go through with anyway.
"Fine," grumbled Sora, "just let's finish off the memorial first."
It looked around, eyeing the mindless crowd with interested eyes.
"They're almost done with burying the bodies and severed heads. Soon will come the cheesiest part of the end of a human's existance... you know what I mean. Since none of these numbskulls can talk, I'll have to do this myself."
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Post by citizenmike on Aug 6, 2009 13:30:43 GMT -5
Zarikatesh nodded at Soraszen with the cutest puppy dog eyes as she motioned out the grave. Wiping off all the death and dirt, Zari said, "I can say a couple words.".
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