Post by maliciousmatt on May 26, 2009 0:27:42 GMT -5
His eyes shoot open at a frightening pace, he leaps off of the bed that could be at least 100 years old. The bed moans in pain as the shirtless figure stands above it.
"You think you can provide me with a horrible rest and expect to get away with it?!" He screams at the top of his lungs.
All of a sudden he pulls a Katana out of his pocket, and with the blink of an eye the bed is shredded into thin strips.
"I may feel alot better... But that solved nothing at all" He says to himself. He shove the Katana back into his pocket and picks up his strange glowing mechanical object from the floor. It hums gently to him as if it was singing.
"I don't know what you are, I don't know why I'm attracted to you, but you seem to be my only friend for now so I'm keeping you." He shoves the object into his pocket.
Walking around, he investigates the place. "Simple enough, a window, a door and... a destroyed as f*ck bed". The room looks like the type of room you'd take a hooker into. He looks at it in disgust and begins to laugh hysterically.
"AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Tears stream down his cheeks and drip into his sharp smile. His smile goes from ear to ear, almost ripping the sides of his mouth. He manages to pull his mechanical machine out of his pocket as he wriggles around on the floor in pain from his hysterical laughing fit. The machine glows a heavenly blue and starts a ear splitting hum. His face starts to split and crack from laughing so much, he starts pounding the machine in desperation.
All of a sudden it washes him in a blue light. He lays on the floor gasping. He feels fine once again. He shoves the machine in his pocket. "Ohh yeahh, thats why i need you... So I never transform into that.... Thing again. That was way too close" He stands up and walks towards the door.
He opens it and notices the number 4 on it. "The door is open? Hmm way too suspicious, i don't trust it" He thinks. He decides to take a souvenir and rips the four off of the door. He shuts it and walks towards the window.
Peering out it, the streets look deserted. "Well i better go for a walk, see if i can settle into my new environment." He thinks to himself. "Wait... Me being the very assertive person i am, I like to make my own way through things!" He begins to laugh as he pulls out a chainsaw out of his pocket. He starts it up and starts cutting up the window.
Shards of wood and glass fly all over the places. The noise would deafen the normal human being. Instead of a window, now sits a gaping hole in the wall. Complete with razor sharp objects sticking out of it.
"HahahahahaHAHAhaha!! Its time to make an impression!!! WHOSE READY FOR SOME EDUCATIONAL VIOLENCE!!!" He jumps out of the window with a confused face, as he realizes what he said was completely moronic.
"You think you can provide me with a horrible rest and expect to get away with it?!" He screams at the top of his lungs.
All of a sudden he pulls a Katana out of his pocket, and with the blink of an eye the bed is shredded into thin strips.
"I may feel alot better... But that solved nothing at all" He says to himself. He shove the Katana back into his pocket and picks up his strange glowing mechanical object from the floor. It hums gently to him as if it was singing.
"I don't know what you are, I don't know why I'm attracted to you, but you seem to be my only friend for now so I'm keeping you." He shoves the object into his pocket.
Walking around, he investigates the place. "Simple enough, a window, a door and... a destroyed as f*ck bed". The room looks like the type of room you'd take a hooker into. He looks at it in disgust and begins to laugh hysterically.
"AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Tears stream down his cheeks and drip into his sharp smile. His smile goes from ear to ear, almost ripping the sides of his mouth. He manages to pull his mechanical machine out of his pocket as he wriggles around on the floor in pain from his hysterical laughing fit. The machine glows a heavenly blue and starts a ear splitting hum. His face starts to split and crack from laughing so much, he starts pounding the machine in desperation.
All of a sudden it washes him in a blue light. He lays on the floor gasping. He feels fine once again. He shoves the machine in his pocket. "Ohh yeahh, thats why i need you... So I never transform into that.... Thing again. That was way too close" He stands up and walks towards the door.
He opens it and notices the number 4 on it. "The door is open? Hmm way too suspicious, i don't trust it" He thinks. He decides to take a souvenir and rips the four off of the door. He shuts it and walks towards the window.
Peering out it, the streets look deserted. "Well i better go for a walk, see if i can settle into my new environment." He thinks to himself. "Wait... Me being the very assertive person i am, I like to make my own way through things!" He begins to laugh as he pulls out a chainsaw out of his pocket. He starts it up and starts cutting up the window.
Shards of wood and glass fly all over the places. The noise would deafen the normal human being. Instead of a window, now sits a gaping hole in the wall. Complete with razor sharp objects sticking out of it.
"HahahahahaHAHAhaha!! Its time to make an impression!!! WHOSE READY FOR SOME EDUCATIONAL VIOLENCE!!!" He jumps out of the window with a confused face, as he realizes what he said was completely moronic.